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		<title>Always remember the fundamentally cool thing about being you!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pop quiz, what do Stephen Hawking, Chuck Yeager, and Dan Kepley have in common?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my favorite expressions when I&#8217;m dealing with difficult situations is &#8220;Always remember the fundamentally cool thing about being you!&#8221; Whenever you deal with trying times you go back to the skills, knowledge, and personal characteristics that you should take pride in.</p>
<p>That said, every once and awhile its nice to have some external things that provide a nice prop. These life experiences and mementos act as little touch points on which to hang your hat. Well this week my external props got added to.</p>
<p>Several years ago, I had the chance to attend a reception with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking">Stephen Hawking</a> as a Physics teacher that was a pretty neat moment. I wrote about that in an article &#8220;A brush with Greatness&#8221; &#8211; which would have been a blog post if we had blogs then. In 2002, I attended a Cisco conference where <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Yeager ">Chuck Yeager </a>was giving a talk and got him to sign my logbook. As a pilot that was a pretty cool feeling. Last Month, I attended a CFL game to watch my Edmonton Eskimos a team I have cheered on for 30 years. I took a picture of one of my favorite Eskimos <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Kepley">Dan Kepley</a> who is now a coach. That picture along with Coach Kepley&#8217;s signature sits framed on the Wall of my den.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="One on One" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2447/3695585601_ecff230419.jpg" alt="" width="332" height="500" /></p>
<p>I may not be a Nobel Laureate, broken the sound barrier, or won a Grey Cup, but I&#8217;ve gone out an experience life and got to meet the people that have. And that&#8217;s more than good enough for me. In the end it is the memory of the experience not the photo on the wall that makes it cool.</p>
<p>The football game was with my Dad, the Hawking reception was with my friend Wayne. Both pretty cool people in their own right. And this is three of a couple hundred experiences I think about, when I think about what&#8217;s cool about being me.</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s your Quality Adjusted Life Year number?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[First one to make a &#8220;Quality adjusted life year&#8221; calculator app for the iPhone wins a free doughnut. Credits to Talking Point Memo and Daring Fireball The U.K.&#8217;s National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) basically figures out who deserves treatment by using a cost-utility analysis based on the &#8220;quality adjusted life year.&#8221; via [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First one to make a &#8220;Quality adjusted life year&#8221; calculator app for the iPhone wins a free doughnut.</p>
<p>Credits to <a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/08/dont_need_to_be_a_rocket_scientist.php">Talking Point Memo</a> and <a href="http://daringfireball.net/">Daring Fireball </a></p>
<blockquote><p>The U.K.&#8217;s National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) basically figures out who deserves treatment by using a cost-utility analysis based on the &#8220;quality adjusted life year.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>via <a href="http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.aspx?id=333933006516877">IBDeditorials.com: Editorials, Political Cartoons, and Polls from Investor&#8217;s Business Daily &#8212; How House Bill Runs Over Grandma</a>.</p>
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		<title>Other National Days of Note</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following the recent post on Canada Day and Independence Day, I thought it would be useful to post some details of other national celebrations. Bien Phu Victory (May 7) Vietnam celebrates victory over the french army May 7, 1954 Algeria celebrates 1 November as start of the War of Independence in 1954 that caused the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Following the recent post on Canada Day and Independence Day, I thought it would be useful to post some details of other national celebrations. <span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span></p>
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<li>Bien Phu Victory (May 7) Vietnam celebrates victory over the french army May 7, 1954</li>
<li>Algeria celebrates 1 November as start of the War of Independence in 1954 that caused the retreat of French forces.</li>
<li>Syria celebrates 17 April  Independence Day as the retreat of French forces in 1946</li>
<li>Cinco de Mayo celebrates Mexican defeat of French Army May 5, 1862</li>
<li>TRAFALGAR DAY celebrates British Defeat of French Navy October 21, 1805</li>
<li>L&#8217;Escalade is a Swiss day to celebrate the defeat of Duke of Savoy (allied to France) Dec 11, 1602</li>
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<p><span>And, of course:<br />
</span></p>
<ul>
<li>July 14th is Fete Nationale (Bastille Day) where the French celebration of the defeat of the French Military by a bunch of peasants in 1789</li>
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<p>While not really National holidays;</p>
<p>To Celebrate the September 7,1812 Russian Victory over French Army at the gates of Moscow was Tchaikovsky wrote a pretty catchy tune  in 1882. Not Very originally named &#8220;The 1812 Overture&#8221;</p>
<p>Also while creating a 1965 Celebration of the Battle of Waterloo one British Parliamentarian thought to ask:</p>
<p><cite>HANSARD: HC Deb 02 June 1965 vol 713 c218W</cite> <a id="column_218w" title="Col. 218W — HC Deb 02 June 1965 vol 713 c218W" rel="bookmark" name="column_218w" href="http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/written_answers/1965/jun/02/battle-of-waterloo-celebration#column_218w"></a></p>
<blockquote cite="http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/people/mr-john-biggs-davison"><p><span>72.</span> <cite><a title="Mr John Biggs-Davison" href="http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/people/mr-john-biggs-davison">Mr. Biggs-Davison</a></cite></p>
<p>asked the Secretary of State for Defence why he invited the French Army to take part in the celebration of the battle of Waterloo.</p>
<p><cite>Mr. Mulley</cite></p></blockquote>
<blockquote cite="http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/people/mr-fred-mulley">
<p id="S5CV0713P0-07207">No such invitation was issued.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Probably just as well, would have been one of those &#8216;one bitten, twice shy&#8217; kind of moments. They don&#8217;t call it &#8220;Meeting your Waterloo&#8221; for nothing.</p>
<p>Also, When Asked the Germans responded &#8220;Days to celebrate beating the French, if we did that we&#8217;d never get any work done, those Mercedes and BMWs don&#8217;t build themselves!&#8221;</p>
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